Well, without any further ado, let’s welcome our first guest! Is that the doorbell I hear? I’m not sure why they rang it considering the door is clearly wide open, but let’s see who it is…! You may be wondering why we’re celebrating Christmas this late on the 25th! Well no holiday would be complete without a Christmas feast, and that is exactly what we’re doing over the course of the next 12 days! With 12 very special guests bringing their gifts for the occasion, this is sure to be a meal to remember! I’m sure we won’t get hungry waiting twelve days for our dinner! Yes, things have been getting awfully festive in our apartment with all the seasonal decorations we’ve put up! We’ve decorated the tree, put up the lights, and of course hung up the traditional Christmas Sockop for Santa Claus! (In case you are wondering, yes it is alive and Santa puts bugs in it) Even our loyal Secret Crab is getting in on the holiday cheer! mario enemies whatever these things are tw scary tw turtles You never know what kinds of freaks are out there in the world. It might be seriously dangerous of me to even post this, but I had to spread awareness in any way I could. What kind of twisted mind would come up with something like this? And if they can put these sorts of ideas out into the world, what else could they be capable of? It’s chilling to think of what the human mind can do. Guys, I gotta be real with you for a sec. I mean, did no one at Nintendo do their freaking research about turtles? It’s insane! According to some games, these things might even be their EGGS. So…… that’s a thing! You’ve got to be a total weirdo, I mean just a complete freak of nature, to become totally spherical like that. That’s right, like these things weren’t bad enough, they can also be BALLS. But you’ll never believe what he was holding in his hand: I saw three Lakitus today on the way to work. I was looking at a picture of Lakitu, right? Obviously Lakitu is extremely normal. I didn’t wanna sleep tonight anyway!īut it gets even weirder. That thing is bright yellow, and its shell is covered in SPIKES! Imagine having your morning coffee and going to step on a turtle, only for it to stab you through your feet! Talk about nightmare fuel! I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyway.Īnd have you noticed something about its face? That’s right: it doesn’t even have a mouth. You don’t need to be Sherlock freaking Holmes to realise something WEIRD is going on here. It’s trying to be some sort of turtle, right? But talk about uncanny valley! I mean, need I remind you what a real turtle looks like?Īnd this is what Nintendo is trying to pass off as a “turtle”: I mean, let’s start with the obvious here. I think this honestly might just be the weirdest Mario enemy we’ve looked at. Koopas! But Nintendo, well… Nintendo just came out with this new enemy, and I don’t know guys. We’ve spent hours of our lives stomping…………. Look, we’re no strangers to the Mario universe.
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